2013 turkey round-up!!

There are only 3 days left to the year.  I am continuing in the spirits of all the countdown madness here at Polish Palette.  I don't know what it is about the end of the year that inspires so many countdowns, from top Google searches to top downloaded songs on iTunes, to top Halloween costumes...that I can't help but get in on this action!  But I am going to start with the Top 5 Turkeys of 2013.  These are the top 5 FAILS of my nail skills this year as chosen by me.

Number 5...
-The Preppy No-No

These two color were from spring Julep Maven Box.  I love them both.  I loved the preppiness of them together.  So I decided to pull the stamper out and add some argyle stamp action to the green.

Why this didn't work for me?  

1.  The stamp is not straight on either nail.

2. Somehow I managed to get Frankie dog hair in my topcoat....I mean...REALLY???

Number 4...

- To Boldly Go...

I created this manicure for the latest Star Trek Premiere movie date night.  I have mixed reactions to this manicure.  I LOVE the two galaxy nails!  It was my first ever attempt at them and I'd like to think I rocked them right into outer space.  The Star Trek insignias?  Not as much...it is that fattie on my middle finger that drives me nuts.  But I didn't want to go back to fix it because we were heading out to the movie in less than an hour from when I finished it.

Number 3...

- Gold blobs...

This summer I decided to try and improve my glitter gradient skills.  I had gotten the tip drip glitter look from the ends of my nails down.  So I wanted to take it to the next level and try a reverse gradients from the base of my nails...FAIL.  Gold blobs.  All I see are gold blobs. UGH!!!

Number 2...

- Irritating sponge...

I wish I could explain it....and I have been sitting here for a spot of time trying to put a point on it....but I HATE this manicure.  I don't know why.  I can't put a finger on it.  [ha ha...finger on it!]  I don't know if the colors didn't blend the way I would have liked.  Or trying to add the glitter in on some fingers but not all...or what, but I just don't like this one.  In my head, these colors were going to sponge blend so well together....nope!!

Number 1...drumroll please....

- SHARKNADO!!!!!

I threw a Sharknado viewing party at my house and 30 minutes before people came over, I decided to whip this bad boy up.  I am not going to lie, this little guy is the biggest turkey of them all, but I love this silly creation at the same time.  The comical open mouthed sharks...the bad edges...the waves, I think those were supposed to be waves on my index finger....It is gloriously bad!  And I love it.

So concludes the Top 5 Turkeys of 2013.  Stay tuned tomorrow for the Solid Gold All Stars of 2013 as chosen by....ME!  :)